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Rangers v Celtic

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Sep 5, 2016.

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    So will yours when I kick **** out of you. You back in UK yet mate? I had to tell a wee pape to shut his wee fenian face when he started singing Celtic songs in the hotel bar when Leipzig scored last night.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aye, so ye did. Pics or GTF.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 29, 2022
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  3. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Who eats pot noodles ffs

    Nongshim ramen is what you want.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    pompeymeowth, Apr 29, 2022
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I will chap her door and ask for her insurance details and if she doesn't give me them I shall call the police.

    How's that?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 29, 2022
  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    grass
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 29, 2022
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  6. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Snitch
     
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  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    She dinged yer car and done a runner? Kick her **** in. Or, call the cops and have the cow done with leaving the scene. Whichever.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 29, 2022
  8. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Another grassing ****.

    Smash her windows in, pour petrol on the seats and set the ****er on fire.

    If you don’t do this then you a ****tah
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 29, 2022
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    If she's decent ask her for a BJ or you'll rat on her.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Apr 29, 2022
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  10. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Just give us her address and we will send pizza to her
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 29, 2022
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  11. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Stuffed crust, that would be edgy
     
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  12. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    @Lochers You got a menchy, M9.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Cow reversed into it. Drove away and came back 10 minutes later and parked up. Wee guy across the road seen it though so she's fùcked.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Apr 29, 2022
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  14. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    Wee guy is bamming you up ya mad fud <laugh>
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Apr 29, 2022
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    3/1 for Gets to win at the old dame surely massive odds @Crypto Capone ?
     
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    Ciaran, Apr 29, 2022
  16. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ve never been leathered
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 29, 2022
  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The red paint on her car suggests otherwise my good man.

    Anyhoo I only need him to tell my insurance company that she did it.
     
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  18. Pattern Of Assistance

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    Crappers drowned in a vat of soy sauce last night.

    RIP Pot Noodle Prince

    <peacedove>
     
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  19. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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