I told you to **** off you docile old windbag now off you fk before I come back up the Gareloch and kick your **** in again.
Then you have the "Made in Essex' type bellends. A breed which can only be described as utter cants. Blokes wearing more make-up than burds and wearing jeans/trousers which are halfway up their shins. Utter dolts.
I do enjoy an Eastern European burd. Too much watching porn, sub-conscientiously I think they're all sluts.