You would like to think it'll be a walk in the park tonight. Perhaps not this round, but I think one of the games at Murrayfield will go tits up for us.
Some interesting facts about Edinburgh. The castle is made out of shortbread. Despite its large population the people from Edinburgh are so pathetic no clubs from the city are currently in the top tier of Scottish football. Edinburgh is for ****s and *****s.
Now, my Glaswegian cousins, here's a wee guide to unusual things you might see in Edinburgh. please log in to view this image This be fruit. It comes in various different varieties, from apricots to watermelon. please log in to view this image Thar be vegetables. They're a bit like fruit, only more savoury (with a few exceptions either way) please log in to view this image This be cat. In Edinburgh we don't rake in buckets looking for dead ones to eat. Other differences you might notice is that many of the men folk are quite tall and well nourished. Also, our women tend not to be bright orange in appearance. Enjoy your time in Scotland's capital!
No coincidence as the eyes of the world* befall on Glasgow, the Government arrange for the deporting of 40,000 unwashed BHEASTS out of the city. Can see a few "arrests" tonight to keep these unrepentent mhutant ****pigs out of the city until after the "Real" Olympics. God Bless this Bear *various source
