Sitting in the pub last night, minding my own business, when in comes this girl with a rangers top and scarf, she proceeded to give me the glad eye for half an hour then bring me over a pint and chats me up, then she says 'fancy taking me home ?' ...... I said 'sorry hen, your no in Ma league'
My mate said he loves to give to charity and helps out disabled children and kids in Africa . To be nice I thought I would do the same and gave £10 to some Scotish bloke from the Rangers Football Club. How stupid was I. [NSFW] I now own them[/NSFW]