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Celtic and cancer

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  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    So tommy burns, hartson and now petrov have cancer, all former Celtic players. How many other clubs have such high cancer rates in staff or former so relatively young? Strange business afoot of you ask me. performance enhancing drugs with carcinogenic side effects? Tainted titles indeed...
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 30, 2012
  2. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    Craig Moore

    Brian Laudrup

    Just two Rangers players I can think of that got cancer.

    Perhaps there is an Old Firm cabal after all...:bandit:
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 30, 2012
  3. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Scotlands shame.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 30, 2012
  4. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I blame Killie <ok>

    I'm certain they gave Tommy Burns it.
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Mar 30, 2012
  5. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Killie pie cancer con.
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    I'm sure it will all come out in the wash.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Mar 30, 2012
  7. gas

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    Once you gain independance cancer rates will reduce.

    All hail Salmond <ok>
     
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    gas, Mar 30, 2012
  8. Lucaaas

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    Think you need more than Daz to get rid of cancer mate.
     
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    Lucaaas, Mar 30, 2012
  9. Mind The Duck

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    Don't forget Alan "Trev" Stubbs
     
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    Mind The Duck, Mar 30, 2012
  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Cillit Bang?
     
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  11. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    So's yer maws left tit.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Mar 30, 2012
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    So's yer maws left tit.

    Fixed <ok>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Mar 30, 2012
  13. Jerel Ifil

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    Gordon McQueen's a Rangers lad and he's been diagnosed.

    I won't comment further so as to spare Jip Jaap the upset.
     
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    Jerel Ifil, Mar 30, 2012
  14. Mick

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  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    They're all burdens on the NHS according to doctors/the Government
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Mar 31, 2012
  16. Medro

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    Thought that myself Stubbs, Hartson, Burns, Petrov.

    I'm sure there are dozens more from yesteryear too!
     
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    Medro, Apr 1, 2012
  17. Null

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    Ex Celtic players get cancer

    Ex Rangers players get bad aids
     
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    Null, Apr 1, 2012
  18. Medro

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    Not really a great topic to joke about Pudsy
     
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    Medro, Apr 1, 2012
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    If I caused offence, then I apologise to anyone offended by my joke ...

    I love my nickname Medro. You think of me as a big cuddly bear! <aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww>
     
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  20. Mind The Duck

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    He thinks he is insulting you <doh>
     
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