The other half was watching this last night and I saw Razor Ruddock and the bloater from Steps go in but no idea who any of the others were. Was it Frankie Cocainey the jockey sitting with some ****ter? Anyhoo, short of making them engage in gladatorial fights to the death what on earth is the purpose of this show? Confession time - I remember watching the normal Big Brother, not sure how long ago it was but that thick fat dead cnut waste of skin Jade Goody was in it, the bird who won (Katie someone) did the housework in a vest and skimpy shorts and I had a tug. Used to watch her sleeping too, back then BB used to film them during the night and you could watch. I sound like a complete stalker but she was lovely.
What in the name of arse are Neil Ruddock and Frankie Dettori doing appearing on this ****ing freak show? Neither can be that skint, surely. They should consider livening up the format by releasing swarms of killer bees into the house.
Burd that was in Big Brother once. She supports Arsenal and wore fitba taps all the time. It goes without saying that I, and indeed any variation of the first person be that singular or plural, wid
Here's a cheeky wee upskirt shot please log in to view this image ...and one of her catching my jizz please log in to view this image There's something about the next pic that encapsulates, sluttiness, innocence, tinyness and tonedness all in the one image. please log in to view this image That would keep me happy for months, man
There's a couple of decent birds on the new one though. Including the delightfully named Lacey Banghard (really): please log in to view this image