Celebrate or Comiserate

Whatever The result saturday, celebrate or drown your sorrows by drinking the new unofficial coctail of LFC

THE WOODWORK

1/2 shot WOODS RUM
1/2 shot Drambuie
1/2 shot Grand Marnier.

Heat, Light, Suck the gas, down...

So whether we win or lose, follow your idols at LFC by hitting the WOODWORK.

(If anyone drinks this please do not hold me responsible, as a younger man I was a very good Barman, and used this concoction as an attitude killer. I would invite anyone being a prat to have a free drink. After one of those Id call them a taxi and the evening would proceed with more love.)

 

That's a part-timers drink! what's wrong with a FULL shot of each?

 

Takes too long to heat to get the gas off and you lose some......Better of just doing two...But please dont, truly lethal

 

Woo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha..........

I'm trying it Saturday! Drink Lent is over!

 

Looks like a lovely drink Red,but you need to be a money lender to afford the ingredients.

 

No drink for me Saturday on a night shift will try it when i'm off work though sounds like a head *!@#

 

Do you work somewhere where you can watch it K79?(soz if you think im being nosey mate)

 

Suggestions:
1. Charity work - chat up rich old lady
2. Cunning - Convince mate to enter into a drinking contest, (he gets the first, wont want another - make sure you pick the right mate.)
3. Cheat - Buy the shots as minatures before entering drinking establishment.
4. Cheat mach 2 - Order whilst stood next to the trigger for the fire alarm, press before paying.
5. Ber someone a beer that you could down a coctail without touching the glass with any part of your body...Get them to buy the coctail, pick it up down it and buy them a beer, cost you the same as beer....

But in truth...yeh quite costly, and have to be in a proper pub to get the ingredients.......Has to be Woods Rum

 

Take me lappy in with me and use the bosses password and watch on ITV on line

 

Boss reply Red.

 

Oh and yes you are being nosey

 

Fair play mate,hope its a great night all round.

 

Twat,you waited till i sent my reply.

 

On my stag night I survived 3 One of Those - 1 shot from every optic with a little Coke floated over. But then I did neck them and then ran to the bog to throw up

 

Hope for the same will be celebrating or drowning sorrows on Sunday with the lads

 

Sounds like my first visit to Yates's on Lime St many moons ago and knocking Schooners of Ausie whites back,then pretending i liked them until i staggered to the bog and spewed me guts up and had a hangover for a week.

 

And dont trick me this time.

 

I havent actually had a drink since my stag night...My mates made me a suit with perforated suares all over it, then wrote challenges in each perforated square.........I can remember:

1. Making a guy really want me
2. Spanking a girls bare bottom in the center of town
3. Asking a massive bloke what it was like to look so out of proportion when he stood in front of the mirror naked....

So glad I cant remember anymore, I dont want o know how many people chewing lipsticks are writing lists with my name at the top