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Off Topic Caulker to Dundee

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Star of David Bardsley, Feb 8, 2018.

  1. Star of David Bardsley

    Star of David Bardsley 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Mega lolz. Fortunately off topic.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Feb 8, 2018
  2. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    I heard his agent is Paul Hogan....

    ...he said,”Caulker, dial Dundee!”

    Sorry. Total ****.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Feb 8, 2018
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  3. surreyhoop

    surreyhoop Well-Known Member

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    Genius..!
     
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    surreyhoop, Feb 8, 2018
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  4. Ninj

    Ninj Well-Known Member

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    maybe a move away will help him sort his head out
     
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    Ninj, Feb 10, 2018
  5. YorkshireHoopster

    YorkshireHoopster Well-Known Member

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    May be one day he'll be a millionaire. Sorry I forgot. He already has, or would have, been had it not been for the demon drink, cocaine etc etc he just had to take because he was advised to and could on the wages he earned
     
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    YorkshireHoopster, Feb 10, 2018
  6. Tramore Ranger

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    Okay does anyone really believe that a move to Scotland is a good idea for someone who has a drink problem?

    If there is something in place to help him then good......
     
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    Tramore Ranger, Feb 10, 2018
  7. Steelmonkey

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    Didn't help me!

    Seriously though, it's a major drop in quality so he may be able to resurrect his career with little expectations on him.

    Good luck in Dundee though, grim city with a lot of socio-economic problems, high rates of drug addiction and alcohol abuse, unemployment and ****in awful weather!
     
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    Steelmonkey, Feb 10, 2018
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  8. Ciarrai_Abu

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    Not exactly a match made in heaven so, Caulker and Dundee!
     
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    Ciarrai_Abu, Feb 10, 2018
  9. Tramore Ranger

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    Must be worthy of a review on Trip Adviser......
     
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    Tramore Ranger, Feb 10, 2018
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  10. Steelmonkey

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    The new V&A looks good.....
     
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    Steelmonkey, Feb 10, 2018
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  11. YorkshireHoopster

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    Probably as wise as a move to Ireland!
     
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    YorkshireHoopster, Feb 10, 2018
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    He’s switched from booze to shortbread now.
     
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    sb_73, Feb 12, 2018
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    Curse of QPR strikes.
    Caulker scores on his debut
    But Dundee lose
     
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    qprbeth, Feb 13, 2018
  14. Sooperhoop

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    You just knew this would happen...

     
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    Sooperhoop, Apr 3, 2018
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  15. Rangers Til I Die

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    Hope he makes it and I hope we never get stung like that again.
     
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    Rangers Til I Die, Apr 3, 2018
  16. Star of David Bardsley

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    **** him. Hope he ends up working in the William Hill on Bloemfontein Road.
     
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    Star of David Bardsley, Apr 3, 2018
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  17. Wherever

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    Tick tock tick tock tick tock
     
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  18. Ciarrai_Abu

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    Was this posted on April 1? Got to be a joke.
     
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    Ciarrai_Abu, Apr 3, 2018

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