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Caulker arrested and given 3 year sentance

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  1. Flanman

    Flanman Well-Known Member

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    http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...ing-a-tub-of-philadelphia-cheese-9752456.html

    Steven Caulker arrested after being accused of stealing a tub of Philadelphia cheese

    QPR defender was immediately released after "confusion" at Surrey store
    TOM SHEEN Wednesday 24 September 2014







    Queens Park Rangers defender Steven Caulker was handcuffed after being accused of stealing a tub of Philadelphia cheese from Tesco.

    The 22-year-old, who scored for QPR against Stoke at the weekend, was handcuffed outside the Tesco Express store in Weybridge, Surrey, according to a report in The Sun but let go after "confusion" at the store.

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    Witnesses speaking to the paper said the centre-back, who earns more than £40,000-a-week at Loftus Road, left the store but was heading back inside with the £1.85 tub of soft cheese when police arrived and cuffed him.

    Witnesses said that Caulker looked "pretty alarmed" at the arrest but he was immediately let go with the Police confirming that no crime has been committed.

    "There was some confusion between the staff about payment," a spokeswoman for Surrey Police said.

    A Tesco spokesman said: "Police were called after an allegation of shoplifting last Tuesday. The matter was resolved at the store and our store colleagues decided not to press charges."

    QPR declined to comment when contacted by The Independent.
     
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  2. Flanman

    Flanman Well-Known Member

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    You never can tell knowing our justice system ;)
     
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  3. DMD

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    Has he had a hip injury by any chance?
     
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  4. Eamon Holmes

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    police told him that he'd better tread very Caerphilly from now on.
     
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  5. KooPeeArr

    KooPeeArr Well-Known Member

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    The only thing criminal is the price - £1.85 for a tub of cream cheese?
     
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  6. CroydonCaptainJack

    CroydonCaptainJack Well-Known Member

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    You definitely are our not606 'Jokemeister' Eamon!
     
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  7. JudoRanger

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    He better not Brie caught up in this for long.
     
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  8. Shawswood

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    Handcuffed outside the store?

    😳
     
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  9. Belfasthoop

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    No need to ask what his favourite cheese is Jack!

    Curiously, Eltons Johns "Philadelphia Freedom" just came on the office radio,lol.

    I wonder what the other jokers in the dressing room are planning...Mmm. Bartons bound to be hatching something.
     
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  10. Vale_Hoops

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    Edam well butter sort it out. Dairy he do it again ?........ I know it's a cracker.

    Oh and he is also known for this kind of offence ,he Stilton's of it.
     
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  11. QPRDROG

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    Very different than over here, I managed a supermarket for a while and never witnessed the police handcuffing anyone, especially over something so small. Plus if it was handle in such a manner and there was "confusion" over it the store would get in serious trouble.
     
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  12. Ranger4ever

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    I wonder if Caulker collected his clubcard points

    Every little helps
     
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  13. RichardRanger

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    I Camembert these jokes any longer.
     
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  14. CroydonCaptainJack

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    I think you will find Bartons 'matured' a bit recently.
     
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  15. Quality Passing Rules

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    He earns enough "CHEDDER" that I'm sure it must have been an honest mistake. The fact he was heading back to the store works in his favour.
     
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  16. Shawswood

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    If the shop overcharged a customer by £1.85 the police would surely come and handcuff the manager, after all the law applies equally to all.
     
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    Corporate theft..... now there's a topic that could get some interesting responses. Energy companies, that's my opening gambit. lol.
     
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  18. GoldhawkRoad

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    If anyone takes a pic of him before the match on Saturday, be sure not to ask him to say "Cheese!"...:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  19. Kilburn

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    Wubba must be chowing down with this thread!

    Just as long as he doesn't develop a Feta for this type of behaviour.....

    and at least it it wasn't........Aged Chelsea

    or.....Cahill's Whiskey Cheese

    More potential cheese word fodder at the attached link.

    http://www.cheese.com/alphabetical/?i=a

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    Inspired by the cheeses from the Loire River Valley in France, Chelsea is a mold ripened goat log coated in edible vegetable ash. Its texture is gooey, creamy and spreadable with taste that is evocative of gentle flavour of the goat milk.

    Because of the striking appearance, sliced discs of Aged Chelsea go very well on a cheese plate. Blend it with a puff pastry, traditional bries or spread on a crusty baguette. Sweet white wines of the Loire Valley such as Vouvray, Muscadet, Sancerre & Pouilly Fume pair best with the cheese.
     
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