Thankfully I wasn't sexually abused as a child but if I'd had to choose it would have been by a Prod. It's a well known fact that taigs have much bigger cocks than huns.
I've just re-read the title of this thread in the style of Fashanu in Gladiators. "Father O'Randy, are you ready? Rev Meenister Weanpoke, are you rrrrrreeeeaddddy? 3....2.....1....." The camera then zooms into one small boy in his gym pants awaiting the clerical battle for divine visitation rights to his arsehole.
This "war" would be like a small market stall (non catholic) up against a Tesco superstore (Catholic Church) Catholic Church would win hands down. They've the most *****s in the world.
Rolf Harris - of Welsh descent, almost Irish Saville - massive Sellik fan -, ergo, Caflik Gary aka PAUL Gadd = Taig Stuart Hall - house of Stuart, Bonnie Prince Charlie, RC. Case closed your honour