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Cat used in Brazil prison smuggling attempt

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Cat used in Brazil prison smuggling attempt
    Email Print Cat used in prison smuggling attempt
    Sun, 06 Jan 2013 8:31a.m.


    In this photo released by Brazil's General Superintendency of Prisons of Alagoas (SGAP), guards hold a cat that has items taped to its body (AAP)
    Guards thought there was something suspicious about a little white cat slipping through a prison gate in northeastern Brazil.

    A prison official says that when they caught the animal, they found a cell phone, drills, small saws and other contraband taped to its body.

    Alagoas state prisons spokeswoman Cinthya Moreno says that the cat was caught New Year's Eve at the medium-security prison in the city of Arapiraca.

    The O Estado de S Paulo newspaper reported Saturday that all of the prison's 263 inmates are suspects in the smuggling attempt, though it says a prison spokesman said "It will be hard to discover who is responsible since the cat does not speak."


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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    click the link for the photo
    much more useful than teaching dogs to drive
    unless of course you need a getaway driver
     
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  3. Secret ranger

    Secret ranger New Member

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    Not like you to actually link a story mate <laugh>
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    i must be slipping
     
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  5. YappyR

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    Better than sticking it up your arse, innit? <laugh>

    But I didn't think they needed to use such methods! Ever seen "Elite Squad 2"??? Pretty sad, the state of prisons there
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    see what you mean yappy
    strapping it to your pussy will always beat sticking it up your arse
    especially when it comes to brills and drill bits
     
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  7. Sooperhoop

    Sooperhoop Well-Known Member

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    They're a bit behind the times in Brazil, they should've watched Wallace and Gromit...<laugh>
     
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  8. Wherever

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    I wonder if Jude could smuggle Bosingwa out of the country
     
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  9. Sooperhoop

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    Yeah, pretend he was a strap-a-dick-to-me!...<laugh>
     
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  10. Eamon Holmes

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    It does give me an idea!

    How about inserting a chip in one player's left boot so when goal line technology comes in all he has to do is waggle his foot over the line for us to score!
     
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