Cat **** coffee

Is there no end to the f***wittery of the rich?

 

I thought this was going to be a follow on from when next door neighbour's cat shat in my pot of mince and I had to throw half of it away.

 

Apparently paying up to £60 a cup for coffee brewed from cat ****. Crapuccino?

 

You only threw half of it away?

Personally, I would never eat mince again.

 

My dog ****s caviar. Though the market hasn't really taken off yet, I feel the potential is there. I'll be trawling the King's Road in Chelsea tomorrow with a suitcase full of dog ****.

 

That is kind of the whole joke mate, of course if that did happen you would throw it all away!!!

 

Depends how much trouble you'd gone to preparing the meal in the first place.

 

Well, mince is pretty easy, so easy in fact, that I can make it.

 

Is this your coming out thread?

 

Only ****s drink coffee.

 

Nope, but I can guess the shapes and sizes that have come out of your blurt though.

 

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Neither cats nor **** but, that apart, you're spot on.