The real problem is the football authorities don't see these levels of spending as unfair, or a problem whatsoever.
They would have only got two Eurofighter Typhoons for that amount. Just shows how prices have spiralled in the armaments business since the latest Kim Jong Un deal went through.
Apparently we are hoping to loan a catapult from the Medieval Britons before the end of the window today.
I heard that too but we apparently cannot afford any ammunition so are planning to simply "park the catapult"
