Wot kind of motor do you got? And wot kind of motor would you get for under ten grand? Have you ever kept a girls used knickers just to sniff them?
Don't drive. Dunno. I have a categorised collection - some are just for my private use but, if you're nice, I'll let you get a whiff of some in the "big" and "Marks & Spencer" categories
Can you get minis ( sorry I meant to say mints ) in that colour ? I used to have a Z car - but I had to get rid of it as I kept falling asleep at the wheel.
I've got a VW caddy van on an 02 plate and currently just clocked 202,500 miles. The windscreen wipers have got a mind of their own, the wing mirrors are held on with gaffer tape and the back doors have to be closed with a bungy cord. Other than that, she's a beaut. I always keep a pair of used girl's knickers in the back - true story
I once bought a 4.2 litre Jaquar XJ6 for £500. Stunk of petrol and let the rain in, but a lovely motor on the rare occasions that it worked.
I have a BLUE Honda Civic Vti I'd buy a nice Honda Accord 2.2 Sport for under ten grand. Yes, esp. if they have a lovely fanny
I used to have a toyota Hilux pick up - a real wreck, sprayed mat black, full of rust, lots of gaffer tape to cover the holes. Got tugged by the old bill, who were convinced that it was dodgy. It wasn't, it was taxed, Mot'd and insured. Anyway the coppers were sniffing around for something to bust me with, so they leaned in the cab and said 'Smells like cannabis in there' Fortunately - I didn't have anything on me, so I offered for them to search the truck which was full of sand and dog hair and a pissy old wetsuit- they declined. Then one of them says 'Oh maybe the smell is patchouli oil' - I'm thinking 'what ****ing cop school did these two go to?' and at that point the penny dropped and I've realised that these numpty's have smelled my deoderant (I used one of those smelly block deoderants from Lush, you know the one's they stink) So I said ' It's probably my deoderant' and the next thing I know, one of the coppers is sniffing my armpit in the middle of the ****ing street. She says 'Oh yes, that's probably it'. They hand back my licence and offer me on my way! All from owning an old Toyota pick up
Fiat Bravo 51 Reg transit with a bulkhead between the cab and load space <rapewaggon> not purely to sniff
Quick as **** Audi A3 Sportsback 2.0 TDI. BMW 3 or 5 series depending on age She forgot rather than I took, but I did have a small nasal examination every now and then.
