I saw Souness in a paper/on Sky saying Carroll needs to settle down if Liverpool are going to get the best out of him. Has he been up to his old tricks in Liverpool, or is Souness just being old school in suggesting he needs to find a wife etc.?
He chinned his brother in law recently on a yacht in the south of France and left him stranded in the region (without any money as AC was meant to be paying for everything) and was also seen out last week in Scouse land pushing around a doorman... giving it the 'you you realise who I am' lark.... total tool!
After Getting So Excited about his signing, Liverpool fans should have known it'd be Too Good To Last, Carroll's a Rebel Without a Clue. I've got this to say to wor Mandy... Don't Turn Around and say Take Me Back, It's Not Easy seeing you play in red but this comes Straight From The Heart, Save Up All Your Tears, It's a Heartache, knowing you're not The Best. You're Not The One I thought you were, I shed Tears when you left, thinking you were a Geordie hero but Where Were You? Where Were You when we needed you? Stay in Liverpool, keep causing trouble and Say Goodbye to going down in the history books, you'll be in the media Limelight for all the wrong reasons. Attacking your lass? That's No Way To Treat A Lady! I'll be Amazed if you live up to your £35m pricetag. Don't Turn Around and say Call Me because we don't want you anymore. You wanted fame, money and respect? Well Two Out Of Three Aint Bad....
