Carroll add ons??

Anybody know what the add ons will be for the Carroll transfer??

 

Mike Ashley gets a cheese and onion pasty every time Carroll scores

 

Derek blows him every time Shola falls over.

Mike dies a happy and contented man.

 

25% sell on clause mate,lets hope he flops at liverpool,fat ash leaves,hes available for £10mil but we get him fur £7.5mil taking into account the sell on clause. It happened to Keane so why not.

Alternatively, he has a blinder and goes to Real/Barca for £100mil,we get £25mil!!!! easy muny!!!!!

 

I thought there might of been some international appearance/goals clauses - Would of made me feel better seeing him playing for England if i thought we were getting something out of it.

 

In the words of KK would love it love it if the fat man goes.
Bookies now seeing large amounts put on the Toon going down

 

I dont get why our odds have been slashed on us getting relegated - We havent lost in the last four prem games without carroll and should prob won all four. We only need a few more wins to clinch survival. Even with Ameobi and Best as our front two, there is still 3 teams worse than us in this league.