Monday 31st January 14:28 SW: Liverpool in for you mate. Any truth in that? AC: Yeah mate brill eh, off to a big team and double wages? 1 5:02 SW: The problem is the fans are gonna hate you, how you gonna get round all the abuse? AC: Dunno mate, been racking my brains, how to make them think it was Ashley ! 15:26 SW: Have you put in a transfer request? AC: Yeah mate,soon as I knew Pool were interested, dont think Pardew's happy, but Ashleys eyes rolled back in his head, nearly dropped his tasty bake. 15:30 SW: Difficult mate, what about if we restart this conversation later and you can say stuff like they are forcing you out! AC: What good will that do? 15:34 SW: Howay daft lad think about it I'll paste the fake one where the media will find it and the stupid fans will believe its all Ashleys doing. AC: Jesus I know they're thick, but do you really think they will fall for it? 15:41 SW: Daft question mate look at what they have took in over the years. AC: HaHa yeah! Just hope they don't threaten to burn down my house. Text me back when you're ready to do the fake one ok!
