Carlos Tevez was seen eating a kebab, he must be on his way to AEK. Carlos Tevez was seen wearing new Italian shoes, he must have been in Milan, which club he talked to we don't yet know. Carlos Tevez was seen walking outside Maine Road, he must be staying with Citeh. Carlos Tevez was seen going into a Eel, Pie and Mash shop, he must be re-signing for West Ham. Carlos Tevez was seen playing hop-scotch, it must be a shock move to Stenhousemuir. Carlos Tevez's wife was seen emerging from a beauty salon where they do waxing, he must be..... ....... I think you get the idea now, I could of done lots lots more but I didn't want to spoil someone else's turn, feel free to add.
