Caption Contest

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The free beer’s that way son!

 

Oi, ****er - you cost me a hattrick

 

You cannot control the Wind.

 

You're just a sad makem bastard
Sad makem bastaaaaarrrd

 

What do you mean, you want to be in our team photo?

 

"It's Mr Mackem Slayer to yee son"

 

Smell my finger

 

Sorted

 

"If my name was Schlem you'd be dead already"

 

You’ve got one of your sisters pubes in your eye mate

 

That's another fine mess you've got yourself into.

 

'SMELL MY FINGER'

 

yer ma

 

no ****ting in the dugout seat you filthy mackem bastard

 

"Look over there! There's a seagull."

 

"Who scored an own goal and gave away a penalty?"

 

who put the ball in the mackems net? Dan Ballard, Dan Ballard ...

 

This has t be used in future

don’t know why I’m typing the way fadge speaks

 

I said you could have my shirt AFTER the match.