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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 21, 2018
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 21, 2018
  3. Judge Death

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    So this wasn't what you meant when you said about getting out of the Championship at the first attempt?
     
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    Judge Death, Apr 21, 2018
    Howe's about that then? likes this.
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    leez, Apr 21, 2018
    Marra SAFC 77 and General Lee Speaking like this.
  5. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Oh ****, don't look that way - someone is ****ting on a seat.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Apr 22, 2018
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ‘Is that Accrington Stanley on the phone for you Chris with sat nav directions?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 22, 2018
  7. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    '.....can you hear that? The sound of every football fan up and down the country laughing at you.'
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 22, 2018
    Geordie lass in the Fen, G4rdToonArmy, Warmir Pouchov and 1 other person like this.
  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Is that the Taxi beeping for the last 6 Sunderland fans?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 22, 2018
  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "Cheesey chips, blue pop, Dave Stewart, Pennywell Social Club, Billy Kerr, Jim Montgomery, can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating.."
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 22, 2018
    LiamO, Nolberto's Salsa Inferno, Rum & Black for 2 and 1 other person like this.
  10. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    I hear the sound not of silence but of apathy shields being linked together in solidarity.
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Apr 22, 2018
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Has Spongebob grown a massive pair of tits ?
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Apr 22, 2018
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The Mackems have been racially abusing bent on Twitter sadly.

    Some of them (a minority I grant you) by they ain’t taking the drop well.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 22, 2018
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 22, 2018
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  14. Squint Eye

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    Can I hear "League One" anyone?
     
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    Squint Eye, Apr 22, 2018
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    The sound from those empty pink seats is deafening!!!
     
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    cronemeister, Apr 22, 2018
  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Why are they still on the championship board <laugh>
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Apr 22, 2018
    Warmir Pouchov, Howe's about that then? and Marra SAFC 77 like this.
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    Bent's attempt to give up on football and model buttock gripping shorts is unfortunately wasted at an empty Stadium Of ****e.
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Apr 22, 2018
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    Because of his wonder goal,
    Your stadiums got to go,
    Cause you can't afford the rent,
    Thanks Darren Bent, Darren Bent
     
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    Parzival, Apr 22, 2018
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    Bent is so thick he probably went to celebrate with the Sunderland fans
     
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    haslam, Apr 22, 2018
  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    "He's thick
    He's Bent
    To Accrington Stanley
    They've been sent
    La la la
    La la la" <whistle>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Apr 23, 2018
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