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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Go......
     
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  2. AlanShearersKneecaps

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    "Dole office please guv"
     
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  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Sissoko - Loser!
    Colback - Loser!
    Tiote - Loser!
    Colo the Clown - Loser!
    Saylor - Loser!
    Cisse - Loser!
    Dummett - Loser!
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    look up there in level 7 lads... and NOT at my tuft
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Im a little teapot.
    Short and stout.
    Here's my handle.
    Here's my spout.
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'I'm a little tea pot short and stout......'
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    great minds eh Comm...
     
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    do you like my Kenny Everett impression lads?
     
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  9. Commachio

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    D.I.S.C.O.
     
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  10. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    No lads were shooting this way.... Right after the og
     
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  11. Commachio

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    Smell my finger, its been up me arse.
     
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  12. LiamO

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    Sieg Heil. For you Schteevey the war is over! (say with heavy german accent)
     
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    we're playing for a draw lads so from kick off just hoof it over there into the Gallowgate!
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    it's the only way I can squeeze these farts out nowadays.
     
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Blame him in row t seat 15. It's his fault not mine.
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Ref -the freak atmospherics caused by single cloud up there caused that goal.... it shouldn't stand.
     
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    He still can't get the Y right though
     
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    "left"
     
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