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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 18, 2015
  2. Wisey's Hair

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    Have you heard the joke about the Mackem lass and the kit kat?
     
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    No fourking wish toon big from gini.
     
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    Fabrice pan cat
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Where's my Thumb gone?
     
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    Obviously going for the backhanded ****
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'My fingers smell of poo'...
     
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    Have you been bog plunging?
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    How many new defenders do we need Gini?
     
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    4 goals even after losing my thumb and left arm in a freak training ground accident with Mitrovic and his chainsaw.
     
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  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Aaarrggghh my arse. Tiote, Mbemba, Mitro and Sissoko went fours up on me last night"
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    If he was a Mackem it would be a thumb and a finger surely :) xx
     
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  14. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    .......Een, Twee, Drie, Vier......
     
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    How many points are Sunderland going to get this season Wij?
     
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    ....how many fingers can a Mackem lass take anally, Gini?
     
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    Now you've got to know him can you clarify something Wij? Chancel Mbemba was born in 1980...
     
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  18. Obi Wan

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    Fixed <ok>
     
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    How many streets were flooded after Tash came during the match on Sunday?
     
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