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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Carver speaking balls again.
     
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    Obi Wan, May 18, 2015
  3. Brian Storm

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    When you go crashing down and it hurts inside
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    No John, we said get out OF the club!
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    10 year contract Mike.. Is that what you said?
     
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  6. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    'What's that Bobby? Yes I am a **** manager, a chancing parasite and a ****ing disgrace. I'm sure your corpse could do a better job than I'm currently doing.'
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    ' i'm not listening anymore..!
    I'm not listening anymore....! '
     
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    'THIS IS THE BEST TRIP I'VE EVER BEEN ON, I'VE EVER BEEN....'
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    It's like christmas doing this job so I'm lapping it up bitches
     
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    thug life.jpg
     
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    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    "What's that? What's my handicap? Err...knowing fook all about football - but I don't let that stop me."
     
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  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    "Finally - I've found something where you don't get abuse for being below par"
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    you can't hurt me as I have a bullet proof breast plate in you thick Geordie bastards
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, May 19, 2015
  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "You don’t need a plan, of what you want to do
    Won’t you listen to the man that's loving you"

    (JC is just a big George Ezra fan and likes to act out the lyrics to his favourite song about him and Mike)
     
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  15. It's_all_Greek_to_me

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    "Greggs? Aye, I'll have a sausage roll, mexican bandit and some of those stotties."
     
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  17. Busy Being Headhunted

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    Hey John. You scored more points on that hole, than half a season in charge of Newcastle
     
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  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    'what's that lads? Any hole's a goal?... just you wait till I get in the clubhouse and you will see the sex machine kick into gear'....
     
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  19. Beardsley's Stylist

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    "What's that you say?...Why am I wearing all white. Oh it's 'cause it's the colour of surrender"
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Carver: "Don't worry about West Ham on Sunday fellas.......I've got the Irons quite literally in the palm of my hand."
     
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