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  1. abc CissesCurriedGoat abc

    abc CissesCurriedGoat abc Well-Known Member

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    Coach : So what does monsieur Pardeaux tell you to do when he brings you on in the 60th minute?
    Shola : My designated area is that area, and only there.
     
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  3. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    This would be so much easier if I could see the picture...
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    fixed.
     
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    Manager: Gonna need all that movement from you that you're famous for
    Ameobi: what, you mean this?
     
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  6. Prince Isak (GG)

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    Coach: See that young latino lassy over there you think I have a chance?
    Strolla: Who her over there thats my mum you fu........
    Coach: No the one next to her, the one with the big hairdo, looks a little like you act.....
    STROLLA: THATS MY FOOKING BRO YOU BAST....
     
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  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Coach : when people said you were nimble on your feet, I thought they meant football not ballroom dancing, hands together now, for the cha cha chaaaaaaaaaaaaa


    your **** aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
     
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    "Shall we dance, Shola?"

    "Could well do, I've been leading Newcastle United a merry-dance for years!"
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    'Pretend they are Mackems Shola..'
     
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    Shola: Er, Coach, what are you doing with your other hand???

    (just going on facial expressions...)
     
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    Shola - 'Show me the way to Amarillo'
    Coach - Shut the f*** up and just do what I say.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Aug 17, 2013
  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Coach - What's that song they sing to you when you play the mackems? I'd like to see that kind of co-ordinated performance.
    Shola - Ah its a cracker man boss, it gans like this like - "You put your right arm in.............."
    Coach - That's your left Shola, this would be your right. I thought it was feet? Are you sure you're just misunderstood?
     
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    Coach : Remember those tactics we were talking about?
    Shola : Tactics?
    Coach : You know, those instructions I gave the team before the match in order to capitalise on our strengths and nullify those of the opposition?
    Shola : You've COMPLETELY lost me. Can't I just stand around up there and 'be all elbows' like normal?
    Coach : That's why we picked you I suppose
    Shola : Right. Remember though boss, I will always look like I couldn't care less what's going on but I'm like a raging bull on the inside.
     
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