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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Magdad, May 21, 2022.

  1. Magdad

    Magdad cult leader

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    Sorry Chippy......stealing one of your slots <laugh><laugh><laugh>

    whysitneverus.jpg
     
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    Magdad, May 21, 2022
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Him - You do realise I haven't got you a ticket


    Her - You do realise I left you
     
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  3. Prince Isak (GG)

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    You left the oven on last night you fat knacka!
     
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  4. Magdad

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    Like they have ****ing Ovens man <laugh>
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    You've been shagging smug again ?
    So what you're a lesbian
     
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  6. boxheed

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    Why is it always us????
     
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  7. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Pre todays match- if we don’t win today I’m leaving you.

    Post todays match- I’m leaving you.
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 21, 2022
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  8. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    They say football is better than sex
    Now I see why
     
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  9. Charlie Dogscock

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    What's worse, the football they're playing out there, or the fact our kids don't know we're brother and sister?
     
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  10. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Toonitus

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    Screenshot_20220521_131251.jpg
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What do you mean your not prepared to tell your mates that I’m your sister?
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Lass ‘im sorry but I’ve been shagging your brother’

    lad ‘he’s your brother too you filthy cow’
     
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  14. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I've got the biggest cock Peyter
     
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    Toonitus, May 21, 2022
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  15. Prince Isak (GG)

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    But peyter you said STD meant Sunderland till I die.

    When you said you had one I thought you meant that on your arm. (See picture)
     
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    Prince Isak (GG), May 21, 2022
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    Ya meyne there's another leyge to get out of peyer?
     
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  17. Consett Mag

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    Him - This probably means they won't be giving us free tickets anymore.

    Her - I know, that means we'll have to find £2 each for a game ... You'll have to raid that charity box at the pub - again.

    Him - I don't know, we can use our kids tickets. They prefer watching the higher standard of Newcastle under 12's on match days anyway.
     
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