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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 9, 2016.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Go!

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 9, 2016
  2. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    BRS said what??????????????????
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    'I know I'm ****ing desperate but I'm not sucking that!'
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Mar 9, 2016
  4. Rum & Black for 2

    Rum & Black for 2 Champion’s League Prediction League Champion
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    Not the purple one, JPF!!
     
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    Rum & Black for 2, Mar 9, 2016
  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Mclaren does the sissoko
     
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    Captainchaos., Mar 9, 2016
  6. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    What do you mean, they are all laughing at my hair?
     
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  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    "What the **** just entered me?"
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Mar 9, 2016
  8. PGFWhite

    PGFWhite Well-Known Member

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    "I've....I've, I've.... still got a job?"
     
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    PGFWhite, Mar 9, 2016
  9. daztoc

    daztoc Well-Known Member

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    "You still want to offer me the job, even though I ****ed you off a few months ago to stay at Derby and then got sacked for being absolutely ****ing useless?"
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    What the **** do you mean Rivière is injured?
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Satan's cock... What the ****?
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    If I go ACS will get his Arse out again in Fenwicks?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 9, 2016
  13. daztoc

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    "What do you mean, we didn't buy a defender!"
     
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    daztoc, Mar 9, 2016
  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    That was a soggy fart
     
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    "Steve I'll ensure you stay in this job for a small price. In return I require your soul and..." (unzips trousers and unfurls a huge satanic phallus)
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Mar 10, 2016
  16. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

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    "OMG Perez is actually not that bad, maybe I should play him...."
     
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    Charlie Dogscock, Mar 10, 2016
  17. G4rdToonArmy

    G4rdToonArmy Well-Known Member

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    Wait...I told them to judge me after ten games and I still have a job?
     
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    G4rdToonArmy, Mar 10, 2016
  18. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I'm being replaced by a Spanish waiter.
     
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