Fat Sam saying **** this for a laugh as I'm a hard northerner grinding coal in my teeth and yet the chuckle brothers want me to look like a ****ing southern teapot pansy so what the **** have I let myself in for.
**** me I've still got more fingers on one hand then we've got points and its December so time to make a sharp exit so I'll have to blag it to the chuckle brothers that Mrs Fat Sam can't settle in the south.
2 subs ref..i wanna take Showoff and Jimmy off and put these 2 on.. please log in to view this image no one will notice as theyre a pair of love monkeys
"Psst!! come her mate, i've got some proper hardcore porn for you, no copys either the real McCoy, my bosses the 'two perveres' sorted me right out"
You hoof that ball forward or you gon' taste the back of my hand you crazy foool!! So hoof it up and get some NUTS!!!
the two blokes are called david, and the bird who looks like someone smashed her in the face with a frying pan is karen, got it!
what the **** was i thinking when i took this job on, now where did i write down the samaritans number,