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Caption Competition

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Kim Jong Il, Sep 8, 2011.

  1. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    While looking for pics to post in Up the Arse Corner i found this pic <laugh>

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    Post your captions, First prize is not having to have sex with Tina, ever.

    Second Prize is a curry with ER
     
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    "Kim...Kim...I'm not coming in there after you...."
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "This photo of me looking up a dog's butt is going to be in a caption competition some day."
     
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  4. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    "Tina, has your arsehole shrank?"
     
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    Kim = Arse Pirate <ok>
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    Whole-Lot-of-Holt had a great day out at the Bestiality pride parade.
     
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    A potholing adventure goes horribly wrong when a bent-over Katie Price was mistaken for the cave.
     
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    Whole-Lot-of-Holt rues the day he stapled the fox tail to his forehead.
     
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    Girl in blue dress shouts to stereo

    " I allways said you were a **** "
     
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  11. Whole-lot-of-Holt_HtH

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    Huth hahaha, you are so much funnier than kim jong

    A Certain Romance"

    Well oh they might wear classic Reeboks
    Or knackered Converse
    Or tracky bottoms stucked in socks
    But all of that's what the point is not
    The point's that there is no romance around there

    And there's the truth that they can't see
    They'd probably like to throw a punch at me
    And if you could only see them, then you would agree
    Agree that there ain't no romance around there

    You know, oh, it's a funny thing, you know?
    We'll tell them if you like
    We'll tell them all tonight
    They'll never listen
    Because their minds are made up
    And course it's all OK to carry on that way

    Cause over there there's broken bones
    There's only music, so that there's new ringtones
    And it doesn't take no Sherlock Holmes
    To see it's a little different around here

    Don't get me wrong though there's boys in bands
    And kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands
    And just cause he's had a couple of cans
    He thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead

    Don't you know, oh it's a funny thing you know
    We'll tell them if you like
    We'll tell them all tonight
    They'll never listen
    Because their minds are made up
    And of course it's all OK to carry on that way
    But I said no, oh no!
    Well oh, you won't get me to go
    Not anywhere, not anywhere
    No, I won't go, oh no, no?

    But over there there's friends of mine
    What can I say, I've known them for a long long time
    And they might overstep the line
    But you just cannot get angry in the same way
    No, not in the same way
    So not in the same way
    Oh no, oh no, no!
     
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