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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by StrovolosTiger, Aug 18, 2011.

  1. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    JB: "Can you get the tab, mate? I'm a bit skint from now on!"

    ASH: "Phuck off, you Pikey Coont!"

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    StrovolosTiger, Aug 18, 2011
  2. El-Barninho

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    just take me to training ash. i'll be fine!
     
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    El-Barninho, Aug 18, 2011
  3. Arnold_Lane_HCFC

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    Ash thinks but doesn't say: I was a legend at City, but I wish I had Jimmys skill.

    Jimmy thinks but doesn't say: I could have been a legend for City, but wish I had Ash's commitment.

    Both think: Who gives a phuck anyway?
     
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    Arnold_Lane_HCFC, Aug 18, 2011
  4. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Ash: I love my Jimmy darling, he's like a proper girl with his alcopops.

    Jimmy: Look at the camera mans cock Ash! Shall we get him to join us for bum fun tonight? I want me some of that!
     
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    Amin Yapusi, Aug 18, 2011
  5. H-D

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    Jimmy: Ash, what's that on the crotch of his trousers?

    Ashbee: Just look at the camera Jim...
     
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    H-D, Aug 18, 2011
  6. MattTheTiger

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    JB: "KJHLIHNLJHDLJHYUIGBATYCFVBDOK me car?"
    Ash: "Lightweight, you've only had 1 WKD"
     
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    MattTheTiger, Aug 19, 2011
  7. WhittlingStick

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    Mix-up when the Taxi driver collects Eddie Izzard from a nightclub
     
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    WhittlingStick, Aug 19, 2011
  8. The B&S Fanclub

    The B&S Fanclub Well-Known Member

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    JB: Ash old mate (Hiccup) ...Did you get me a lemonade?
    Ash: No Jim, I think a Polar Bear has pissed in your pint.
     
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    The B&S Fanclub, Aug 19, 2011
  9. MassimoOsti

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    JB: I'm good at football but I'm a ****.
    IA: I'm **** at football but I'm not a ****.
     
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    MassimoOsti, Aug 19, 2011
  10. originallambrettaman

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    Have a word with Brownie for us Ash, I've always dreamt of playing for Preston.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Aug 19, 2011

  11. smidgen

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    Oy Ash! Would you just look at them lines of toot!
     
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    smidgen, Aug 19, 2011
  12. Granada Tiger

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    Bullard: 'Don't worry about me Ash. I'll be ok. Hic! My agent tells me there are four clubs interested in me. Hic! Hope one of them is Pozitions. Hic!'
     
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    Granada Tiger, Aug 19, 2011
  13. DMD

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    "Hic, sho I shaid fack 'em, I'm sho confident them mags can't sack me I'll bet mi shirt on it...."
     
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    DMD, Aug 19, 2011
  14. bum_chinned_crab

    bum_chinned_crab Well-Known Member

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    Comedy aside, unfortunately they were both almost certainly thinking:

    Look at this chump, another worthless maggot who has his highlight of the year meeting us. Here's £50 mate, wipe my shoes for me will you?
     
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    bum_chinned_crab, Aug 19, 2011
  15. westhulltiger

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    Ash: Just try and pull the most sober face you can Jim and know one will ever know, your drink looks like lemonade so it will be fine.

    Unfortunately Jimmy's gurn was just too strong to hide
     
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    westhulltiger, Aug 19, 2011
  16. John. Walkington.

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    Bullard: So where the hell is Preston?
     
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    John. Walkington., Aug 19, 2011
  17. andy payton's mullet

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    Ash, keep holding me up mate. It's not that I'm pissed, just that my knees are ****ed
     
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    andy payton's mullet, Aug 19, 2011
  18. dem_on

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    Ash....... look what I found in the gutter ,perhaps I should put IT back there.
     
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    dem_on, Aug 19, 2011
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    JB.....OH **** ASH, my glass is empty!

    Ash.......Im sure you know where the bar is by now.
     
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    jimbo093, Aug 19, 2011
  20. Totally HCAFC

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    Ash seen this scarf i nicked of that prossy I snaked earlier...
     
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