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  1. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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  2. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    This is how I pinned her down in the bed
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    IT'S NOT RAPE IT'S SUPRISE SEXcaps
     
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    TheLittleGeordie, Jun 29, 2011
  4. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Mod Face

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    "See how the gem changes colour to match your mood... what? You don't like the necklace I bought you? I'm hurt."
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    I think Smithy's just about to give TB his left boot in the knackers.
     
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    Bramble - "You told me you loved me"
    Smith - "No, I told you I loved your Mrs"
     
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  8. Mod Face

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    Jonas: Guys! Hey guys! I am totally tripping over here guys! Guys! What's going on man, my hands are HUGE! Dude I can't see, what's going on?"
     
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  9. Smudger

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    "We'll definitely need to put in a temporary crown, Alan. I'm booking you in for Thursday."





    Doesnt HAVE to be about rape <whistle>
     
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    Here, let me just fix your bowtie darling.
     
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  11. Mod Face

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    Fixed. <ok>
     
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  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Alan "**** me, they made you captain"
    Titus "what was that **** me, okay ill take that as a yes"
     
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    How do you get so milk bottle white?
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    Thank you, here was me thinking Bramble didnt always rape people.

    That's how he gets them...
     
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  15. Mod Face

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    It's revenge for him always getting raped on the pitch.
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    You are 17, I am 19
    Smithy, its time to think
    Better beware
    Smithy you're on the brink.

    I am 19 going on 20 innocent as a rose
    Bachelor dandy
    Drinker of brandy
    What do I know of those?
     
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  17. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Titus : Swallow or I'll kill you.
     
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  18. Mod Face

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    Please Alan, please tell Newcastle to take me back! It's the nights man, the nights I can't stand in this hellhole. I just want to sleep.

    ps. I am also planning to commit a sexual misdemeanor later on today.
     
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  19. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    You tell young Perch ill see him later tonight
     
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  20. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

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    Tell Sol Campbell to call me , Alan.

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