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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 2, 2017.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Go...

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  2. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    He's wanting more money again.... wtf do I say......

    Erm.... tell him he can have every penny the club generates......

    But we do t generate anything......... the advertisement is free.....

    Ah right.... ****... erm oh oh tell him that getting shelvey back is like a new signing....
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So I'll get our rabid little puppet David 'Craigy' Craig to let it slip to this Geordie bastards that we never said WHICH club you were referring to then Mike? They will be fewming ehen they realise you meant club shop...
     
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  4. RobEllious

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    Incredible metaphor from Charnley.
    He's holding NUFC like a baby and asking for it's father to pay it some attention.
    However Mike's seen a food van doing cut-price deals on kebabs
     
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  5. JakartaToon

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    Mike, if you are going to sit in the Directors Box at least try and do your tie properly.
     
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  6. KazakhToon

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    "I went out last night, and when I woke up this morning I realised I'd hired Rafa Benitez for £5m a year!"
    "OK Lee, we all do stupid stuff after a few drinks. We'll just have to freeze spending for a few years to balance the books"
     
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  7. rooch 3

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    Ha ha that's the third time you've had the fans by the balls and they still haven't learnt.
     
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  8. RobEllious

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    Either way, only Mike could look that thoroughly uninterested whilst his MD is speaking.
     
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  9. Dimi

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    Do I get Donner meat and chips with extra donner or a donner kebab?

    I wish this bald twat would shut the **** up I cant concentrate....

    Garlic mayo or chilli sauce??

    Mmmmm donner meat

    Is he still chatting ffs, whatever it is the answer is no Lee now **** off
     
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  10. rooch 3

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    Please sir can I have some more.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny
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    If we stand still for long enough, do you think Albert will do another one of those caption things?
     
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  12. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    If you eat enough Gregg pies you'll have tits down to here
     
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  13. GeordieHalfbreed

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    "If you want to pull off the slutty schoolgirl look you're going to have to pad things out a bit. People like to see a bit of...y'know?"
     
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  14. G4rdToonArmy

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    Money generated? What money generated from where?
     
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  15. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Come on boss play fair.
    I'm loyal and don't mind playing the patsy for you.
    But isn't it about time, that twat Justin Barnes took some of the flak.
     
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  16. Sheikh_of_Araby

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    .....what about Steve Gritt and Alan Curbishley?
     
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  17. haslam

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    Charnley: Please Mike, can my wife stand up yet? You don't even look like you're into it.
     
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  18. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Bald: I swear I had two pasties, one in each hand.

    MA: Nowt to do with me.
     
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  19. Paulpowersleftfoot

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    Sam Allardyce is free,what do you think?
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Divvent piss on me chips mate.
     
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