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'Look at stevie stone's ear wax ffs'

 

'He was the one who farted'.

 

"Hang on, if that is Carver's finger next to my head then WTF is that he's poking me with?"

 

"That's it, hide the ball over there. Jose will never notice!"

 

"Oi! you two! We haven't got time to dance to 'Night Fever', there's a match going on!"

 

"Don't blame it on the sunshine"
"Don't blame it on the moonlight"
"Don't blame it on the good times"
"Blame it on the baldy"

 

Pardew - Go left Ayoze, go left.

Carver - That lad never does as you tell him Alan.

 

"Store the bedsheets and placards in the back, we won't be needing them"

 

Pards - "Watch this! Every time I stick my finger out, Stoney tries to bite it!"

 

Stone - "Yuk! It reeks. FFS Alan where have you been putting that?"

 

" Tim, Tim.....get back in goal, I know you're on a hat-trick and I know it's the Mackems but we're down to 7 men and they might get a corner. Let's just keep it at 6 and see the last 75 mins out without any dramatics "

 

Carver: Look! Look! You've left your Mrs unmarked in the box and John Terry's moving in.

Steve: Too Late!

 

****s sack Alan, get the moves right

YYYYMCA
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Pardew & Carver find new tactic to get three points in one match.






(. ^^^. check Pard's other hand for the sneaky third point)

 

Ayoze get to left back! You can never have enough of those...