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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by StrovolosTiger, Dec 1, 2013.

  1. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    Please don't "Reply with Quote" to this post!


    please log in to view this image
     
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    StrovolosTiger, Dec 1, 2013
  2. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    "Get off yer arse, yer cheatin, divin twat!"
     
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    StrovolosTiger, Dec 1, 2013
  3. Quill

    Quill Bastard

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    "Call me 'sandman' again and i'll go all Arab Spring on yer arse."



    Quite easy, this one
     
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    Quill, Dec 1, 2013
  4. King Curtis

    King Curtis Well-Known Member

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    "Sorry Luis, it's not a mask. You're stuck with that **** ugly face."
     
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  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    **** me the rumours are true, you really can touch your cock with your teeth.
     
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    Sir Cheshire Ben, Dec 1, 2013
  6. captain caveman

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    Is it true you bit a chelsea player through a tennis racket's strings?
     
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    captain caveman, Dec 1, 2013
  7. Lincoln Tiger

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    Oi Suarez, if you try to bite me you won't be doing it with Chianti and lava beans, you'll be getting a knuckle sandwich instead…

    I was going to add &#8230;you ****ing cheating ****, but I thought it would be over the top <whistle>
     
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    Lincoln Tiger, Dec 1, 2013
  8. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    "That'll teach you to gnaw our goalposts"
     
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    Stuart Blampey, Dec 1, 2013
  9. Amin Arrears

    Amin Arrears Well-Known Member

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    "Yeah you know I'm boss you whiney little bitch"

    "Please don't hurt me"
     
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    Amin Arrears, Dec 1, 2013
  10. Obadiah

    Obadiah Well-Known Member

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    Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside
     
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    Obadiah, Dec 1, 2013

  11. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    "Ow! My head...or knee!"
     
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  12. C'mon ref

    C'mon ref Well-Known Member

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    "Fancy a bite after the game?"
     
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  13. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    "Careful, Louis! With them teeth you could easily take your foreskin off!!"
     
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  14. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    You should have RIP etched into some of those grave stones in that cemetery you call your mouth you slimey looking turd.

    Oh, and next time you try backing into me, I'll hit you properly you tosser.
     
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    DMD, Dec 1, 2013
  15. StrovolosTiger

    StrovolosTiger Well-Known Member

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    Do you know he actually started holding his head before he was touched in that incident!!! VVanker!
     
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