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Caption competition

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by ellandback, Oct 15, 2013.

  1. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    Evening lads / Ladies,

    Came across this pic, and thought it would make a fantastic caption competition, so here goes :-


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    ellandback, Oct 15, 2013
  2. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    You've put me right off my supper Elland!
     
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  3. ellandback

    ellandback Well-Known Member
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    You alrite fella <ok>
     
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  4. Saintalona

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    Can you hire him out for kids parties?
     
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  5. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Only for Halloween.
     
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  6. Saints_Alive

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    "Where's the toilet mate?...oops too late"
     
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  7. ImpSaint

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    'It is I, Jonathan Pearce (raises glasses)'

    'Allo, Allo stylee'
     
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    ImpSaint, Oct 15, 2013
  8. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Not bad mate!
     
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    lamby, Oct 16, 2013
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    "You've all heard of rose-tinted glasses...well this, my friends, is the opposite!"
     
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  10. greensaint

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    I look forward to this fine gentleman discovering the joys of the new pink Pompey kit, delightfull.

    Caption should be -

    "Tonight Matthew I'm going to be a Plonker".
     
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    greensaint, Oct 16, 2013

  11. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

    St. Luigi Scrosoppi Well-Known Member

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    If you read the music on his beer gut it sounds like an ambulance's siren. Probably they're coming to take him away ha ha.

    This is one really, really sad man.

    When he dies he can be buried safe in the knowledge that not even the worms will want to eat him.
     
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    St. Luigi Scrosoppi, Oct 16, 2013
  12. MorgansBitOnTheSchneid

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    "I am Darwinism personified, I have evolved into this being thanks to 30 generations of interbreeding"
     
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  13. saintrichie123

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    Yes I am related to everyone in Portsmouth
     
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  14. Onionman

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    How about:

    "It's just a football team, you emotionally ******ed twat". Bitter, I know.

    Vin
     
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    Onionman, Oct 16, 2013
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    If Carlsberg did prize plonkers............
     
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  16. I am the Hermanator

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    "Lads sorry I'm late to the match, whats the score".

    "Match was 3 days ago Westie."
     
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  17. Jose Fonte baby

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    "Drinking alcohol takes away the pain and helps me forget that we're the 12th best team in Hampshire."
     
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