It's not in the spirit of the game, but I'd like to put forward my belief that I wish they were both dead.
"Ha! HA! HA! That was brilliant Loverly Boy! Mrs. Beckham didn't even realise you spat your gum out into her hair!!"
Kinnock: what do you call an leisure centre in Wales. Tan: a sheep Kinnock: oh have you heard it? Tan: no I've been to swansea.