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(Read these in your best Carra accent)


You call that a dick.........THIS is a dick

or:


It's no good asking Luis....there's no way he's gonna shake that thing.


(Or even........Look, it's that Nobollox from not606 <whistle>)
 
Carra - "Martin get back in that dressing room and get your kit on for ****s sake"

or

Carra - "Raheem's been busy cleaning our boots all morning Martin and you turn up in those ****ing things"
 
As an aside, what makes someone want to get stark bollock naked to run onto a football pitch - and then leave his bloody work shoes and socks on?! Very British...! GKRK

I don't think it was planned that far in advance, "I'll wear me reeboks in case I wanna leg it on to the pitch with me tackle hanging out"