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  1. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    Dave,will you do one of your special goal celebrations for me when I get locked up?
     
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    "we seem to be getting on well, can i shag your missus now?"
     
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    Dave, I know everybody else thinks i'm a two bit lying, cheating, money grabbing ****ing waster. But could you give me tips to be a **** like you!
     
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    play for England, cos you can David, I mean look at me I've been playing for them for years and I'm **** as well...!
     
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    Hoppersblue10, Mar 5, 2012
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    Fabio Capello checks out Norris from the stand behind him
     
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    ' MMM David your skin is so soft , i've got a semi '
     
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    "So John, you're absolutely sure that if I leave on a free, it doesn't mean that I'll be playing for my new club for free?"
     
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    My cock is bigger than yours and I can prove it
     
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    Don,t act all hard, I,ve had dumps bigger than you !!!!!!!
     
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    Not to worry, it's just handcuffs at dawn!
     
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    'Did you know i've scored 28 times at the Bridge?' 'Nah' 'nor did Wayne.'
     
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    'I thought Chuck Norris had a beard'
     
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    Chuck Norris in "****ER TOUCHES STRANGER"
     
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    "Sign for Portsmouth if you wanna get out of the Championship quickly"
     
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    WEIGHTY CRIMSON PLUM, Mar 8, 2012
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    "David i know your short of a few bob at the moment. If i give you a fiver can i bang your missus?"

    "John, give me ten and i'll join in with the handcuffs"
     
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    Guru of Ipswich, Mar 8, 2012
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    Do you come here often ?
    Oh no, my mistake, not wearing that shirt, championship filth !
     
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    canarie-chippy, Mar 10, 2012
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    I think there's something growing between us.
     
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  19. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

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    a very high standard this week, but Pershore has to have just edged it with that little nugget!
     
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    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner, Mar 11, 2012
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