"Chairman Brady ask's Brazilan legend Ronaldo to come out of retirement to help westham gain promotion straight back to the Premiership!"
Mrs Avram Grant after Avram told her,,,, Mission complete my dear, Now your beloved Lions and smash them next season....
Agent Avram has signed a new contract after all................................200 mins and unlimited texts!
mrs Bates after Ken told her,,, And all the fans think i am going to give them some money to buy players,,,,,,
Passport Office employee having just been told - "You won't feking believe this but Rob Green claims he is a Professional Footballer"
That applies to the whole Wet Sham team apart from Scottie Parker who's the only hamster who's actually turned up and played this season although he was clearly unfit at Wigan in Agent Avram's desperation to save they're arses by bringing him on to no avail!