Two girls in the welcome party. Who the **** are these again? Not a ****ing clue but if you shag one you might get a visa.
The Myanmar hoopla championships were hotting up... contestant 1 had picked up double points for a pony tail, but contestant 2 had hit a home run with a pineapple head.
Why the fck did I come back from injury so soon, should of tossed it off like this lot behind me did for most of the season.