Q: What's the difference between Mackem and a coconut? A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a coconut. Q: What do you say to a Mackem on a bike? A: Stop Thief! Q: What do you say to a Mackem in a uniform? A: Big Mac and fries please. Got any better ones?
A Geordie girl, a girl from Sunderland and a West Indian girl all give birth to boys at the same time in the same hospital. However, the nurses get the babies mixed up. To sort it out they decide to ask the dads to pick their own child. They ask the Geordie first but he picks the black baby. The nurses argue with him that the baby can't possibly be his, but he replies, "I know that! One of the other two could be a Mackem and it just isn't worth the risk.
Q: What do you say to a Sunderland supporter with a good looking woman on his arm? A: Nice tattoo. Q: What do you call a Sunderland fan in a 2 bedroomed Semi? A: A burglar A policeman caught a fan climbing the wall of the Sunderland ground. He made him go back and watch the rest of the match
There are reports of an earthquake coming from Wearside - measuring 5.1 on the Richter scale (with an aftershock of 1.1 following) Numerous buildings and blocks around Sunderland collapsing into dust and rubble, causing possibly up to thirty pounds worth of damage. The local council are taking credit for the improvements
A Mackem lass pulls a fella outside a chip shop and offers him a shag. " What about protection " he asks. So she dragged him into a bus shelter.
