Royal Barclay Fan used to do this kind of thing but he seems to have disappeared. This is a shame as his poems were great entertainment. Anyway here is my best effort for your opinions. (Best read in a strong Norfolk accent.) Defensive problems for shaww, new tactics we chose to explore, Now I certainly am rootun, for this team under hootun, but will either side ever score? Please add your own and lets see if we can get this all going again.
You really do need to go to Specsavers! As well as running the "line up" prediction league, he posts a minimum of two poems a week, plus quizes and other novelty threads like the "Attendig the Ball" thread which is running atm!
I´m still alive and kicking, just And although these are fun, I think they might soon bite the dust If we had more than one, Each year, so save that one of yours Until December´s nigh When you might reap some mild applause For ending up on high.