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It looked like City were down,
When Arsenal rolled into town,
Then - BAM - like a bolt,
The ball fell to Holt,
Soon Norwich shall wear the Prem crown!
 
Sorry,just read the rules of entry-consider me disqualified!

Jarrolder - I´m afraid the ´non Paul Lambert and A. Villa´ references was a request from the club, when I organised this again, which I do happen to agree with mind, but keep ´em coming <ok>
 
Some get their kicks from champagne
For others it must be cocaine,
You can call me a bore,
But when Norwich score
I jump around going insane.
 
The fans thought that Hughton would bore'em
But teams found we could outscore'em
Arsenal and Man U
Came and went-pointless too
Next are Swansea-so stay off this forum!
 
There is a great Irishman called Hoolahan
Who controls the play cos he's the ruler man!
Some call him Wessi
He's more skillful than Messi
And he makes better crosses than a jeweller can.
 
Super Benno runs down the wing
The Carrow Road crowd it does sing
He puts in the ball
And Holty climbs tall
Another goal for our brilliant king
 
We've all been shoutin and rootin
For the marvellous Christopher Hewtun
He's got us on a great run
With saves from the Bunn
And Bassong stickin the boot in
 
The superb Sebastian Bassong
Rarely does anything wrong
When he clears with a pass
It's just pure class
Lets hope that his contract is long
 
Under 11 as a young colt
At Wembley he drove in a thunderbolt
Now as Gunny's Horse
He still scores beauties of course
Norwich's brilliant Mr Grant Holt
 
Some spell his name Mr Houghton
Our brilliant Mr Chris Hughton
This drives mods to despair
But I dew na care
In Norfolk it's gotta be Hewtun
 
3 young men came down from Leeds
The club upon which Norwich feeds
They have all done so well
Can't believe they would sell
Such good players to fulfil our needs

That's it coat got!
 
This year has been most spectacular
As City's rise becomes more regular
Our local rivals fall from grace
And have no chance to take our place
For we are the Pride of East Anglia.
 
Christmas Eve has arrived so that´s it for entries I´m afraid, but many thanks to all you who participated, I´ll be announcing the chosen three shortly.

<cheers> rbf