Can we all just take a moment out of our day...

... to have a look at Konchesky's new pie shop. As a teacher, im not sure he is getting many marks for his spelling of 'Kafe' but top efforts for the alliteration.

http://www.brentwoodgazette.co.uk/s...y-s-pie-shop/story-27672910-detail/story.html

 

Good on the lad - there are worse things you can do with your money then buy a cafe for your mum.

 

at least he is thinking of after football investments. Dreadful name though.

 

Good on him for doing something

 

... do they do a 'red card' special 'pie to go' on a Saturday?

 

I hope his distribution of the pie n mash meal is better than on the football pitch, Imagaine being sat on table 3 and Konch brings your pie n mash to table 11

 

Do they do an "inexplicable passback"? Where, once it's been served, you instantly pass it back to the waiting staff regardless whether there is anything wrong with it or not.