http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-31876219 I assume the key word is "successful" otherwise QPR could lay claim to being the first when they signed Joey Barton.
An elephant's trunk Ubes? Have you always wanted a unique party trick of picking up peanuts hands free? The unsuccessful efforts don't bare thinking about - the cutting room floor must be almost as grim as that of Merchant Ivory's film studios.
please log in to view this image As Goldcoast mentioned was it worth it? Why are the surgeons wearing binoculars? If your going to have a dick transplant then at least wait and see if Ron Jeremy is a donor card holder and wait until his passing?
...and don't go to North Korea for the surgery. I would go to the Congo but my pasty complexion would make it look like I'd made a bad human bridge over Willy Wonka's chocolate river (that sounds like a dodgy euphemism if ever I heard one).
Yes, you would shop around for the best deals on a 9oz tube steak if you were going to retrofit a new fella. It would pay for itself after becoming a top name porn star. Mind you that sounds like a very stressful kind of job.
Why don't you ask Mr 9's if he will make this thread a sticky? In fact, no lets not go there. That just sounds so wrong...
I'm more worried about how hospital security has let that pirate in and nobody has noticed. There's also a woman in the background wearing a mask who, for some reason, makes me think of the stoning scene in The Life of Brian. At least it's not another one of those half-cocked ideas.
How did you know about my orange Oompahs? In hindsight, having a pioneering testicle transplant operation before they set up a doner register was probably a bad idea. Especially since the operating theatre had a vending machine that sold cheesy puffs just outside.
