Just had a look through our database Jonno m8 nd u are indeed the only human on Earth to not have a registered Pokemon Go account. If u wud like 2 set 1 up pm me m8.
No need for any costly sign ups. Just wander around with your phone in your hand and your hat on backwards, bumping into things. Then burst in on your missus when she's on the bog and start shouting that there's a Crapidextramon hiding under the ****-trough.
same here says no internet connection so gave up ****ing Japanese couldn't event anything that works lol