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  1. Ninj

    Ninj Well-Known Member

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    Morning Geordies boys and girls

    I hope someone can help me out. I am looking for two people to play the part of an ass in a pantomine I am running this year and wonder whether you can let me have Fat Mike Ashley's and Llambias address. llambias will play the front part although the mouth hole will be closed and fat mike the rear end. Bear in mind this ass could be a slow mover, I may also be recruiting for someone to whip, kick or punch it, to make it do as it should.....(memo to self be prepared to get bombarded with volunteers for this role)

    I have been looking at alternatives but these two idiots fit the bill perfectly. Can you help?

    Thanks in advance
     
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    Ninj, Nov 13, 2011
  2. Amnesiac

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    Your attempt at humour has failed sir.
     
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    Amnesiac, Nov 13, 2011
  3. Shola's Concrete Boots

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  4. I want curly hair too

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    :emoticon-0118-yawn:
     
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  5. All Hail Ben Arfa

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    poor.
     
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    All Hail Ben Arfa, Nov 13, 2011
  6. NufcBano

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    Made me smirk.

    :D
     
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    NufcBano, Nov 13, 2011
  7. Beatski

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    it must be terrible then <whistle>
     
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  9. James Bond

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    "can you help me out?"

    Of course pal, type in another web address.
     
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    James Bond, Nov 13, 2011
  10. Ameobi's Apprentice

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    <laugh> <laugh> That's hilarious!! Well done you!
     
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    Ameobi's Apprentice, Nov 13, 2011

  11. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Can someone help me out.

    I'm a pantomime ass and I'm desperate for someone who's had a humour bypass to write something on a forum about me in the misguided belief that people will find it amusing, is there anyone that could oblige?
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Nov 13, 2011
  12. Rafa's Championship Party

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    They live in London near Barking on a 2 housed street, called I'm a [NSFW]twat[/NSFW] park.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Nov 13, 2011
  13. P.T.N

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    Ouch...tough crowd!

    Doubt we'll be seeing this fella for awhile. Must be rather embarrased. Bless.
     
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  14. Ninj

    Ninj Well-Known Member

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    tough crowd....that's an understatement! however, won't try this when suffering hangover from hell.
     
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  15. P.T.N

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    <laugh> Hmm, and there possibly is an answer to your problem. Never do anything silly, while drunk/hungover <ok>

    Ah well...least you havent just sloped off into the wildnerness after this! :)
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    llambias will play the front part although the mouth hole will be closed and fat mike the rear end

    A bit of miscasting there, Llambias's is always up MA's rear end.
     
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    Bear in mind? big mind
     
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    There's something about this guy that makes him seem like an exact cross between Ray Mears and Ronnie Barker when he was in Porridge.
     
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    skalpel, Nov 13, 2011
  20. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I smirked at this.
     
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