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  1. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-22763300

    How Ocsar Pistorius hasn't been found guilty yet?

    Is it because he has no legs?

    It seems that no matter what crime is committed these days you can find some sort of legal loophole to drag any possible sentencing out or even get away with it.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...it might be something to do with the court case not having finished yet. Just a guess.
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    He'll get away with it <ok>
     
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  4. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Dick.

    If you shot a women with anything other than your man muck you'd be in jail getting bummed by now.
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Is it cos I iss whyit?

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  6. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I wonder if he shot her because she was a **** ride?
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I severely doubt it. How bad a ride can a 6ft swimwear model be, ffs?

    I reckon it's more in line with a heavily adrenalised lifestyle being lived by a guy (even if not on performance enhancers) who made a living by having more testosterone than his competitors - add to this the masculinity robbing state of having no legs coupled with having the hottest woman in the world to get all paranoid about and I think we can deduce that either he was beeling with her about something and not used to having to keep his temper in check or he was para that she was getting the long hard one off some guy with two legs.
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Drag <laugh>
     
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  10. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Do you have anything you'd like to confess mate?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  12. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My wife ran away with a guy wi' nae legs <wah>
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    As the Springboks might say, he seems like a right cant.
     
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  14. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure how HE would be able to muster up some penetration?

    Maybe he hangs from the ceiling and tries to act as a pendulum?
     
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  15. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    He'll get found guilty. He doesn't have a leg to stand on.
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    There's no causal link between physical attractiveness and sexual technique.

    I've had **** rides from good-looking women, and great rides from munters. And vice-versa.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Surprised he hasn't done a runner to be honest.
     
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  18. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Take the worst ride you've ever had from a really good looking woman, right.

    It wisnae bad, right?

    Shagging a fit bird and saying she's a ****e ride is a bit like the fabled ****e blowjob.

    I mean the worst blowjob you've ever had. It was still decent.
     
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  19. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Wrong. I'd take a good ride from an average looking woman over a **** ride from a really hot looking woman every time.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    "good ride" from a hound or a "****e ride" fae a big darling?

    I'll take the latter.

    There's nothing to be learned from gauging the reaction to anything average here.
     
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