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  1. Jean Bedel Bokassa

    Jean Bedel Bokassa Member

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    Tuesday, by act of Congress, pizza was declared a vegetable. The Spending Bill before our elected officials contained an Agriculture Department provision recognizing that school kids are dangerously obese, and that subsidizing school lunches of frozen pizza and french fries is unwise and unhealthy. The Congressional response: a slice of pizza = a serving of vegetables. <laugh>
     
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    Jean Bedel Bokassa, Nov 18, 2011
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer ****in kiddin, surely?
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  3. - jordan -

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    full of ****
     
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  4. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sweet mother of God. They probably really do think that will solve their obesity problem anaw.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  6. Jean Bedel Bokassa

    Jean Bedel Bokassa Member

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    Wish I was it's all over the web, just meen's alot more fat **** american's.
     
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    Jean Bedel Bokassa, Nov 18, 2011

  7. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> If you keep it until the next morning, batter the slice then deep fry it does it still count?
     
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    not really
     
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    eddieveeee, Nov 18, 2011
  9. Jean Bedel Bokassa

    Jean Bedel Bokassa Member

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    Your get the red neck ******s thinking it's ok to feed little johnny pizza everyday now.
     
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    Jean Bedel Bokassa, Nov 18, 2011
  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Deep fried pizza. Never to be eaten sober.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Nov 18, 2011
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I can truthfully say I've never had deep fried pizza. In fact, I rarely eat pizza.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    I put a cold slice of pizza in the middle of a corned beef and cheese toastie once when I was hungover <FatBastardMuir>
     
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    VenomPD, Nov 18, 2011
  13. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    fried pizza is great when your steamin its not quite the same when sober though.
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 18, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Buncha unhealthy ****s.
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  15. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Pizza Crunch ...

    Like a sponge dipped in chip fat!

    Magic!
     
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    Null, Nov 18, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** sake, no you anaw pud
     
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    Gambol, Nov 18, 2011
  17. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i still prefer the standard fried pizza
     
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    Kim Jong Il, Nov 18, 2011
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It was readily available doon Viewpark ...

    We got that instead of Milk at School!
     
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    Null, Nov 18, 2011
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    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Fried pizza n chip calzone!!!
     
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    Null, Nov 18, 2011
  20. eddieveeee

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    eddieveeee, Nov 18, 2011
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