Can it get any more Dyer?

Oh yes it can! - We are now being linked with Keiron Dyer, the longest sicknote in PL history. 34 appearances including as sub in 4 years. Perhaps we should be sponsored by the St. John's Ambulance Brigade...

Oh sorry, I forgot Owen Hargreaves is the longest sicknote in PL history, or is it Jimmy Bullard? Anyway, those three in midfield would really get the ambulance chasers salivating!

We'll end up looking like Monty Python's infamous Long John Silver Impersonators XI

 

Those three wouldn't make it out of the tunnel unless we install one of those moving walkways you see in airports (travelators?)
If there are steps we'd have the added expense of at least one stairlift!
Hardly seems worth it after all.......

 

lets keep some zimmer frames by the changing rooms their be ok then

 

At least we didn't end up with Woodgate behind them....

 

I think its very magnamamus of him to take a drop in wages to stay in the premier league,i'm sure clubs will be falling over then selves to sign him, if he puts some video's on you tube i'm sure Roy Hodgeson will snap him up he likes a good video does Roy