Hi guys, If you want, you can try my kwizz to see if your Swansea's number 1 fan ahead of Wednesday's cup semi-final second leg Each answer has points and you can add them up at the end to see wot type of fan you are Question 1 You miss the game because Tarquin tells you the game has been cancelled because of a frozen pitch. You find out the next morning that he was pulling your leg. Do you: A) Have a good laugh about it B) Contemplate suicide C) Write to both clubs to see if they would play it again D) Send the boys round to Tarquin's house to sort him out Question 2 Michael Laudrup decides to play Mark Gower for this important game. Do you: A) Feel happy for Mark because of his loyalty to the club B) Give him loads of stick for the entire 90 minutes C) Wish Brendan were still in charge D) Look puzzled because you think Mark Gower had been sold years ago Question 3 Chelsea score 3 goals in the first 10 minutes. Do you: A) Cheer the team on to try and get them back in the game B) Leave in disgust C) Wish Brendan were still in charge D) Go to the North Stand and support Chelsea instead Question 4 Danny Graham misses an open goal. Do you: A) Shout "You useless Geordie tw@t, the sooner you f@kc off to Sunderland the better" B) Shout "Hard luck Danny, better luck next time" C) Shout "My cat could have put that one away" D) Shout "Fancy a beer, Danny?" Question 5 The game goes to a penalty shoot-out but you've had too much lager and are desperate for a piss. Do you: A) Go to the toilets and miss the penalty shoot-out B) Piss in a convenient bottle C) Just wet yourself D) Piss over the person in front of you Question 6 Swansea get to Wembley for the final. Do you: A) Wish Brendan were still in charge B) Invade the pitch C) Immediately go on-line to buy tickets for the final D) Cry Now for the scoring Q1: A)3 B)1 C)2 D)4 Q2: A)4 B)1 C)2 D)3 Q3: A)4 B)2 C)3 D)1 Q4: A)1 B)3 C)2 D)4 Q5: A)3 B)2 C)4 D)1 Q6: A)1 B)2 C)3 D)4 6-9 points You clearly haven't got over Brendan leaving yet. You need to man up and stop being such a big girls blouse. 10-14 points You are probably a plastic fan and would rather support a glory time like Man Utd or Liverpool. But there is still hope for you, so don't despair too much. 15-19 points You are nearly there but not quite. You probably go to most games but need to be more fanatical. 20-24 points You are a die-hard Swansea City supporter and the rest of us look up to you in awe and admiration.
Right her's my answers. 1 D 2 A 3 A 4 C 5 C 6 Now I would if I was there do D, B & C So what points would I have Mr G? I make that 27 points!!
Can I swap the answers from another question? i.e. can I use answer c from question 5 for my answer to question 2?
Here's Mine! please log in to view this image Q1 E I'll fcuking call myself ! Q2 E He can't he's holding up my patio! Q3 E Tell the Chelsea players JT was seen leaving their house when he missed training last week! Q4 E Run on with a beer and a *** to help him calm down! Q5 D and E Anyone know where you know who is sitting? Q6 E go to Cardiff burn/melt their Leggo stadium!
SA9, I reckon for question 2 that FFS would swop and give answer B to questions 1,3 and 6 Me, I'd go along with your swop
